She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
So I've come to the conclusion that I would cry if I had an ugly baby.
grilled cheese. we just shotgunned grilled cheese.
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
Struggs. It's also 90 degrees out but I'm not sure I can feel heat or cold any more. Too hungover.
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Is there a law against that?
Nope not at all. Just morals. But fuck it, this is college, not real life.
I'm sports announcer narrating myself making a sandwich. Your weed wins.
You pretty much isn't said it
Those words don't go together.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
In other news, people don't judge you when you buy a vibrator if you buy a funny birthday card and bag with it. I learned that this weekend.
fuck that its my house. if i want to take 1 bite out of the chicken & leave the rest i fucking will. suck my dick
I asked him if we could have sex sometime and he sent me a three page long text about his feelings for me. that's the only possible situation I've ever run into where a "k" response would have been more appropriate.
I've got two reasons for you to come over later and one of them is pierced.
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