that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
i just saw a girl w/ a shirt that said "im the single friend." yeah i bet u r. stop wearing shirts like that and that could change.
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
You were rubbing your foot on one of your legs and kept saying, "My sock feels like a waterslide!"
Hi. I probably already told you this mid puke, but thanks again for babysitting me last night. How did I get in the car?
you described his penis as a "portable fishing pole"
Just stared at a tree for a solid 5 minutes because I thought a German Shepard was perched on a limb.
Haha I haven't even had my interview yet and I'm already trying to fuck my way to the top. 'Merica.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.
Like I owe him sex. Hell fucking no. I owe myself sex. With a celebrity. Or a clean pornstar. Who knows.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
After we had sex he went to the kitchen, came back with a bag of funyuns and ate them buck ass naked in his bedroom doorway. Had no idea how to react to that one.
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