Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
her parents were awake and in the next room. i think i deserve a big fucking medal for that orgasm.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
He asked me if I could call his penis destroyer... Uhh SOS.
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
They took my balls.
Boys should be on-demand - like, once you select one, he's yours for the next 24-hours
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
She can't brag about all the anal sex she has and then expect me not to awkwardly stare at her boyfriend when she brings him around
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
All I'm wearing right now is a condom and a sock.
Just one?
Yup. One sock.
She’s 47 and wants me to fuck her on her mom’s hospital bed
Randomize
