I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
I know you are passed out now but when you wake up in the morning your keys are in the freezer and your probly gunna want to apologize to your gf...
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
So I just tried to wake him up with a blow job and he literally touched the top of my head and said snooze button
Count me out. I seem to have semen induced blindness in one eye.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
You misunderstood me....i wasnt asking and it is not negotiable
You're making this sound more like a hostage situation than a booty call.
I just hate that one day I'll have to tell our children how we met, makes me look like a gold digging whore
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
So I just had breakfast and then sex in a parking garage before he went to school and thus I am loving my life
There may or may not be an ass shaped dent in the hood of my car. All I know is windshield wipers aren't as sturdy as you think to hold onto.
That's good to know, because I will be doing terrible things to you. Terrible things, John, wicked, evil, maniacal things shall happen to you and I will have the audacity to call it sex
STILL COMPLETELY OKAY WITH THIS
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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