why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
So we stole all of the newspapers out of the stands within a 1 mile radius and filled up her car with crumpled newspaper.
Who leaves their car unlocked at night?
Someone who wants to read the newspaper.
There was jim beam in your oven. I just preheated it.
That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
My #1 goal this summer is to get drunk at olive garden
Kinda felt bad though cuz she whimpered and shuttered a lot, i felt like i was kicking a puppy, only the puppy liked it and came a bunch
Someone better explain the burnt stove marks on my bed.
You owe me new eyes. The ones I have are burned with your balls into the back of my eyes. And every time I close them, your balls are right there...
Is buying her a loofah for my house commitment like? I don't wanna give the wrong idea
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
Would you be mad if I just used the argument "I'm allowed to say that, my best friend is a lesbian"?
Never. I'm proud to help you win arguments.
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
I learned a very valuable lesson tonight...don't touch a cops tazer
my hair smells like a mixture of fireworks and rotten eggs with a hint of shame. it's so strong it's keeping me awake.
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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