she told me her fantasy was her as a 55 year old cook at a truck stop who smokes a pack a day, and I was the 21 year old illegal immigarnt prep cook.
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
he has cookie breath... dont trust fat people.
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no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
He blow dried my hair while I sucked his dick. Now THAT'S fucking teamwork.
The one with glasses said he was keeping my bra. He had me sign it before he left and he said he would be hanging it up in his bunker. I support our troops.
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I have to finish a biography for history and write a review on it so naturally I was like "getting high will make this more bearable" and now I'm basically inside the book at the revolutionary war with this guy.
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I went through my entire iTunes library and made a playlist called "Feelings". I have 7.5 hours of feelings.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
You put a bag of sliced onions in the microwave then screamed, "voila, onion rings!"
Just got a handjob in the hospital
A new low.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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