Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I asked him if he wanted to go to my place, he said i could go but he was gonna stay
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
So Jesus turned water into wine. So what? I once turned a whole student loan into natty light. Your move holy man.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
My TA just came over to give us drugs. Now he's drinking grey goose with my roommate and explaining his thesis to her. This is too much.
Things got outta hand once she told me to water-board her with Patron.
it was all good until he screamed "for fraaannnceee" on his last thrust
I would call you but I don't feel like these hands belong to me.
Knowing that he goes to voodoo every Thursday really makes me want to get myself checked.
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
PAAAANTS ARE FOR AAAASSHOLES
I'm so hungover. I just keep eating the otter pops I'm trying to use to get rid of my hickies.
I just sent you a multitude of sexual pictures...and you responded with a Charles Dickens Quote.
He has a syndrome called asshole. And it flares up 24/7.
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