Mr ***** is in bed with his super hot wife giving her 18 inches of pleasure
Small dicks are the new regular sized dicks.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
She had a muffin-top while wearing a one piece bathing suit. Thats gotta break one of newton's laws or something
I am so hungover and cant move but craving a Wendys frosty so bad. I might have to watch 2 girls 1 cup just to settle the urge
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
He gets a blow job; I get my oil changed free of charge. And that way I only see him every 2500 miles.
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I like making it seem like it's at least a little bit difficult to hook up with me
My body is telling me there was tequila. My pictures say it was Jeff's fault
went out last night. woke up with a lisp.
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
Like, yea, let's talk sexy but also...LOOK! I SAW A CAT!
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
i only got to wear my halloween costume for an half hour before it got taken off.
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