he keeps dipping things in ranch and feeding them to me
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
To think... Somewhere, too drunk by buckcherry is someone's theme song
have you seen my purse? i cant find it and my ipod is in there and that shit totally cost more than my abortion.
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the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
yea, the bartender wouldn't serve you because you kept asking for "a slice of beer"
I'm pretty sure this all started when I found a vibrator in my mom's sock drawer and had my first orgasm when I was ten...
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
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Its not low standards. We're more of like a self esteem camp for average girls
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Im riding the bus with beer in one hand and chapagne in the other. I love weddings.
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