There are 3 speedbumps now up. Think you can manage the urge to piss on them?
Aw shit! That's like putting me a in a room full of Captiain Crunch Donuts and Jasper Hale and not letting me put my mouth on either.
between no blow jobs for the rest of his life, or no cheese for the rest of his life, he chose no blowjobs. ive never felt so bad about my bj abilities before
The kid taped his penis down so that he wouldn't get a boner while dancing with girls. Oh these middle school man whores never cease to amaze me.
she "accidentally" hit me with her car, its almost as if she know im fucking her boyfriend.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
random question: do you know anywhere in the tri-state that has elephant racing? this is a work related question.
Chasing bourbon with pepto... Dedication.
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
The two guys from next door helped him do a backflip. The ended up throwing him halfway through a ceiling tile. Don't worry, we fixed it with duct tape.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
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god. I was just thinkin about the fact that there was a time in our life when we didn't drink.
Nothing like hearing "I found your pinky nail" before you even noticed it was missing.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
One of your snapchats was of you with a 40oz of Mickeys and the caption: "Deep Throat back in her natural habitat"
I promise that I won't shotgun beers with your boyfriend this time, Scouts Honor.
We went camping and met these lesbians and now I have S'mores where there shouldn't be S'mores.
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