she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
I need a leather bustier to keep them in.
Too kinky for 11:30am. Stop that.
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
my being single is dangerous.
The handjob she gave me was better than the best blowjob I've ever gotten.. Just imagine the possibilities.
I thought I would take a shower to wake me up but now I'm naked wet and stoned laying on my bed instead of just stoned laying on my bed
can we get together and have a vodka water gun fight? i need to get som intense excersise/alcohol
Just had a tv talk show interview in my mirror. Got into to some pretty heavy shit man, would have made good viewing.
i was trying to figure out what "tidy fucking" was when i realized he meant "titty fucking" and i need to start banging smarter people....
the day has come. I have finally reached the point in my life where I just don't give a fuck about anything anymore. it's beautiful!
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I fought a guy last night because he said "extra pulp orange juice is the best orange juice"
There's even glitter on my cock...
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