The dr is doing well, he randomly asked if I was bi
Fell asleep in bio again. Sometimes i feel like college is just one really expensive nap.
Apparently I did my philosophy paper last night. It's not bad either.
I'm looking at pot farms on google earth. Google should be proud I found a real purpose for it to serve.
I want to apologize in advance in the event I put my boobs in your face
mom found the triscuts in her underwear drawer, its done.
She asked the taxi driver to stop at the Texaco because she had to puke. She did then stumbled into the gas station and bought a 40.
I think I just got propositioned for sex by the lady behind the counter at dunkin donuts
You were asking her how her mother would feel if y'all dated, etc. And I was yelling at you your girlfriends name over and over again in between gags and sobs.
It's 2:10 am I am sprawled on the floor of the kitchen drunk and eating cold chicken wings come help
My purse is like an anchor I can't move I am sliding around like an over turned turtle send help
This floor is really dirty send a maid if you can
I just want you to know when I bang him in the back of my car later I'll have pony by ginuwine on repeat
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Well you went to the bar with your crutches last night & everyone including the DJ started chanting "put your crutches in the air"
You're swimming in an imaginary pool of pudding. What do you think?
He ate me out in a golf cart while I watched the sunset. You are so right, golf skirts do provide amazing access.
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