You guys need to stop introducing me as "the girl you shared"
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
I just took a shower and I feel like 20 pounds of sex just came off of me.
I'm sorry but that single bed couldn't hold all five of us, especially with those boobs.
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I figured out why her friends always say g is for god when she leaves with someone. She wears a double g cup bra
i love when the champions come out to play im bringin the shock collar this weekend
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
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I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
there is something very satisfying about getting tacos after hours of sex.
I yelled at him as he left "you broke up with me. You lost your blow job privileges"
It's my day off, I'm going to Target to check out Moms in yoga pants
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