listen. just hotwire a car, take off the license plate, make up a new one on a sheet of paper and go the speed limit. i do it like, at least 3x a week.
I just googled how to quit your job and cause a big uproar at the same time....i tell you how tomorrow goes, i'm so excited....
Why is there an empty beer bottle in the shower?
Why wouldn't there be.
Is it wrong that im more embaressed about the karoke than the toplessness?
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
i will be the first lesbian to ever fail women's studies.
And you kept repeating "I didn't know know that this was a no blow job zone."
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
hot buttered vodka was not a success. on any level.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
Now I don't feel like I'm sweating cheeseburger all the time.
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