The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
you dont remember trying to break dance in the middle of the casino floor on ur own throw up?
oh that explains alot.
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
i caught him jerking off, doing his SAT Prep. forever alone.
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
It was all going great until he pulled the hamburger meat out of his pocket
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
I found him in the kitchen singing German metal into a banana while simultaneously mixing brownie batter. He didn't have any pants on.
Not a or good or bad impression, just that you were all basically naked playing beer bong in sombreros and ties. Casual.
I love that you'd blow off your high school reunion to get shit faced in an aquarium with us
Um. We all know how I feel about sea life
i think i just lost a toe
One of the finest moments in my life was when I was puking in between my legs as I was shitting, and thought to myself "hmm this shall be called shomiting."
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