when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
I'm going to kill the bastard that switches my hot hookups from the previous night with ugly chicks
She was so wet my fingers were literally pruney when I got done with her
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My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Youre on making sure I dont black out around fat chicks duty
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
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Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Alright whatever you say... But in the future when you really wish you had a dildo don't come crying to me about it.
At my eighteen year old cousin's wedding. Getting hit on by a 9 year old. No one knows who he came with. I'm pretty sure he just showed up from the field behind the church. Help.
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I went to BBQ fest on Wednesday and came home wearing a different shirt, so I think I did some good damage.
While he was going down town Julie brown, I was eating French fries. True Love
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