I don't understand why some guys want to have a huge conversation while standing at the urinal with cock in hand...
One of the mothers are the party said to me "All your friends are getting married, you're just getting drunk"
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
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Every time I remember you're bi, the world gets a little brighter.
I had a dream she was puking on me, but sadly in real life she was puking on me too
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
Omg have I shown you my skeezy ex fiancée?
The other one.
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Yeah. I asked if there was a finger in my ass at some point or if I had a weird dream. So far he hasn't responded
Are you doing that thing where you're convinced I made a terrible decision
Daily.
It happened to me once. But i washed off in a duck pond and walked home naked.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
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