She's hot, in a Megan Fox with Down's Syndrome kinda way. Like, she'd win Miss Deliverance Pageant
At least she's the hottest one. Oh well, it's all about stats
WHO ATE OUR COOKIES WHAT THE FUCK THOSE WERE GOURMET
she is the kim kardashian of front butts
look, i dont wanna be "that girl" but if someone offers me coke in exchange for sex, i cant say no.
you were cooking a hot pocket with a grill lighter what did you want me to do
All is not lost. The bondage chair came with repair seals and glue. It's like the knewwwwwww this would happen.
of course! give me a few hours to recover from chugging a 4loko out of a frisbee, and it will be rage time yet again
IT WAS SO BIG. I FORGOT GOD MADE THEM LIKE THIS.
It's midsummers eve. A.k.a. come over so we can get drunk and wear leaf crowns
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
I think this Canadian beach volleyball player might be my soulmate. We could check each other's shoulders for melanoma.
Omg I should get on tinder just to get some edibles in town
He went down on me for like 30 min and honestly half the time I thought about those videos where people can smash watermelons with their legs and I just wanted to do that to his skull
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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