Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
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woke up with withdrawal cold sweats this morning. spring break must really be over.
He just said "wow, thats some rly nice hair! And those teeth..thosee are some cool teeth"
Jumped in the kebab van and said he was Ultimate MasterChef. Incurred wrath of six angry Turks. I got free chips.
The smoke alarm went off as soon as we opened the closet.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
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I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
I'm going to get old and fat one day... probably pretty soon and I'm not going to have any pictures to show to my cats of what I once looked like.
anyone can pick a bar fight and pick up a waitress at a bar, not everyone hangout with two wolves. TWO WOLVES.
Dreamt I had my own personal vibrator rep, who made house calls. I earned an upgrade to an electric model, since I was burning through batteries. That's it. Time for a bf.
look, my penis is an amusement park, and it's closed for maintenance. why can't you just accept that?
Randomize