So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
You are too young to settle down enjoy your life. The window to get drunk and have casual sex with strangers gets smaller by the day.
I am just pathetic enough to be sitting on the couch with my cat drinking absinthe and vodka watching moulin rouge. Hello, tuesday night.
i cant wait to be back in my element of drunk, on a barstool, ive missed home
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
I don't know which is worse, the fact that he can say will you fuck me in so many languages or that I'm turned on because of that
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
Oh okay. That's fine. I'll buy us both dinner when you bail me out
It's a post jail date
Stop touching yourself.
Wtf!?!?!?! Did you install a camera???
Why did I see a weird snapchat of you barking at McDonald's last night?
pretty sure I woke up to him jacking himself off IN MY BED
STAY IN YOUR APARTMENT. DONT GO TO SAFEWAY TO BUY CONDOMS. DONT GO TO THE VAN.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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