i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
Do you think most people who work at an airport Chili's can pin point where their lives went wrong?
I want him to get the hint. I sent 4 texts that only said "sex."
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So we went to home depot to buy supplies to build a beer bong but ended up buying an office water cooler that were going to put vodka in
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
We dared each other to drink Arbor Mist, and I waterboarded someone with tequila.
So I went to daintily fall onto my bed like I was in a hotel commercial and I completely missed my matress and landed on my floor. Just thought u should know.
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I swear you won't find cereal in your washer machine again.
I feel slightly un-patriotic right now... I just got cock blocked by the Air Force!
Why can't he just dump me? This is like a baby seal clubbing the hunter
Stay home. Ain't nothing out in these mean streets but plan b and regret
It wasn't until after we began having sex again the next morning I realized I didn't know his name.
Step 1 was make out with him. so now we just need to come up with step 2.
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