you ended the night by relentlessly sucking on my hips bone and hand demanding milk. you said it was because you were a tiger
took acid and went on safebus. all the lights were off except the adds. swear to god it was a submarine
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Thank god Shes going home for winter break, gives my dick a chance to recover from those "bjs." Youd think a senior could suck a dick by now.
I threw up for like 20 hours. Im gonna be the DD for the next 5 years.
Hello. You don't know me, but word on the street is that we are now eskimo sisters. I feel like we should go out for coffee and compare experiences.
No gifts needed, but if you have fireworks or weed that'd be good.
So while you were living in this woman's apartment, you acquired a room mate, fucked her daughter, and killed her bunny. Worst sitter ever
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Also this just in, I think you could see my sequins underwear that say unwrap me through my leggings all day while I hung out with his family
woke up this morning to a baggy full of adderall and two redbulls..i'm gonna marry this guy one day
just bought safety googles to wear so he can cum on my face and not in my eye. SAFETY FIRST!
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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