your head's too prwtty to be stuck in the books
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
you ever feel like there is a sober person insided you pointing and laughing....?
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I wish I could just hang out in ERs.
No teenage boy ever gets scared away from sex unless she is slipping a wedding ring on your finger or is killing your cat. I promise.
Admittedly shitfaced... I have two questions. 1)why is the fan in my bathroom on? (Sub-text: is there a ghost?). 2) is your underwear really argyle?
He says he invented a new sex move called The Redbird that we can only do when I'm on my period. Should I be concerned?
I don't think I can recall what a 23 year old cock felt like if one slapped me in the face.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
Really, who hasn't had sex on your bed?
ME.
He says it takes a lot to subdue the urge to just bury his face in my vagina. Of course, I have absolutely no problem with this.
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
hey, i didnt think i could be this stupid either but you dont see ME getting all judgemental about it
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