love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
question: from what angle do you give a hand job. im confused..
I hope whoever gets these locks of love doesn't have a drug test anytime soon
I don't know how much more of summer my liver can take.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
She came back in her actual cheerleader uniform. Made a bad bj tolerable.
The floor and the wall just switched. I'm falling.
Just once I'd like to throw a party where I don't have to clean up someone else's blood the next morning.
We never did figure out who the stuff on the wall came from, did we?
Also, there's the possibility of falling 5 feet to your death to make it more exciting
In which case I will yell FIVE SECOND RULE and continue to slam you
Benefits of having to stay in jail for the weekend: learned how to make my own make up out of colored pencils. Also how to make use of toothpaste for hair products. Downfall was probably getting hit on by a murderer. Only me.
I just had to close my blinds so my neighbors wouldn't see me drinking a beer at 9 am. GO CHIEFS!
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
COCAINE IS GR8
We will let tequila do the talkin this weekend
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
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