you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
so whenever I text yeah my phone automatically corrects it to yeahhhheeehhyeahyeahh .. too much party in the USA?
He was telling me how the song fireflies makes him feel like he can talk to animals
I almost punched the night nurse in her face. I woke up and she was standing over me.
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So, do you ever feel like EVERY SINGLE ONE OF YOUR FRIENDS IS INVOLVED IN A MASSIVE AND INTRICATE CONSPIRACY TO COCKBLOCK YOU AT ALL COSTS?
If her puking on your pool table is her sign of a good night, it's time to intervene.
Guess which fraternity was just playing car to car frisbee in the McDonald's drive thru! Did you guess mine?
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
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He autographed my vag. This fuck just got authentic.
My aunt just dropped me off at the bar, handed me $50 and told me she'd pick me up later if I needed her to. I should've gotten my license suspended a long ass time ago lol
Omg. I meet up with you guys with bodily fluids on my chin ONE time and suddenly I'm a whore.
its 8 and I'm HUNGOVER!! how is that possible??
I don't know which is weirder: that she was old enough to have a live-in son close to my age, or that the woman he was with was close to hers
I definitely almost just pulled a condom out of my purse instead of money for my dad.
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