If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
Why is your signature on my underwear?
I'm in class. I'm not opening a page with the words "death erection" in the link. There's people behind me lol.
I don't care if we have to swim home from the bar, Im not gonna sit home in the dark and read some fucking book
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
Yes, you can 69 in a fiat. But I think I have permanent nerve damage
Sometimes you just have to have sex for a Netflix password.
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
I just imagined myself as R2-D2 and you as C3P0 walking around the Vegas desert looking for alcohol
How much weight does it take to launch a cat using a trebuchet vs the tension required for a catapult?
That was just an endearing nickname I called you before. I'm not gonna call you a filthy slut now that you are one, I don't want to hurt your feelings.
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
I just bought a bottle of dried bees on Etsy. I am the wrong person to talk you out of this.
scale of one to ten how loathsome is it to save my chocolate easter bunny to use for a topping on my edibles
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