fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
Honestly there's alot of things I'm confused about the only thing I know for certain about last night is that I ate pizza
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
In retrospect, getting to second base BEFORE anal wouldve been a good idea
Power hour was a bad idea. It turned into power 4 hours, then power puke. Then power sleep till 3.
I piss off the neighbors just so I can have someone to compete with.
I know you're my sister, but I'm pretty sure I'm going to have sex with one of your exes this weekend. He's probably not gay, but I'll let you know.
He goes to Columbia so regardless of how he looks I should fuck him right?
my experiences serve only to benefit you young virgin
I tried to suck your dick underwater and almost drowned
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
so this maintenance guy stood at the corner of my cubical and scratched his balls for like a full minute cause he thought no one could see him
I have in my possession one ukulele shaped package.
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
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