You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
come over i need a lifeguard for my shower
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Is "blowjob enthusiast" a bad costume?
It seems like every guy I've hooked up with all end up hanging out together, its like a cult.
He gave me a trycicle he stole from a kid as an "offering" to have sex. I couldnt say no when he went through all that.
The "don't get cum on anything" rule also applies to my furniture and scarves
That's not technology. Doesn't count.
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
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Hold on I'm doing something revolutionary that blossomed from a high idea
Omg one side of my Labia is asleep. Has that ever happened to you?
A man just sang Jennifer Lopez to me out his car window. I am not sure how I feel about this, but it is not positively.
Oh you know, the usual. We had a good date, I took her back home, she took off my pants, laughed, and left.
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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