do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I just sat in the Taco Bell drive-thru waiting for a trash can to take my order. Yes, that high.
How many 'remember name' entries is it inappropriate to have in one's cell phone?
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I would explain the ketchup stains in the bed to him but saying I just got my period is so much less embarrassing...
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
im dying and naked and this is what youre living with next year.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So dude comes out in a full body leotard and a wand and announced he's king of the gays. Chicago is a weird but fun place
And I was like "take off the damn flower crown, we're about to have sex not post an indie picture on tumblr"
why not an indie porn pic then
Id prob hit it, but i instagram edited her picture to make her look better. Ha. She should fuck me just for that.
That's how all the girlfriends are. Oh he's a boy, no worries, then BAM. I blow their boyfriend.
He left for work so I drank pickle juice from his fridge
I cam home to find him twitching on the floor, surrounded by unopened condoms and covered in cranberry sauce (yes I tasted it) while Thundercats was playing.
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