Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
$4 taco and $400 parking ticket. i am not a cheap date.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I've been watching anime, masturbating and eating nutella for three days. I hope she never comes back.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
Fran... I put my tongue in somebody's gage hole last night.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I want him to rummage through my vagina. with unwashed hands.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
In other news, I'm pretty sure my mom was encouraging me to have a threesome yesterday... I don't even want to start digging in that garden of horror and trauma.
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
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