I know it's VERY late and i know i may have burdened you, but on the chance that it's sat nite- are you up or willing to be? Christinas camping and i'm chillin alone.
i've come to the conclusion that there is no classy way to apply chloroseptic spray to your butthole.
definition of desperate: He gave me his SC drivers license so i wouldn't forget to facebook him.
My new excuse for sleeping with him was in celebration of his cat's birthday.
How do I tell if what I'm covered in is pee or cum?
it was either that or behind a dumpster, and i am way too pretty to pee behind a dumpster
Why is there not a 'day after acid' genre. Or even a pandora station or something.
You passed out and she managed to carry you all the way back to your dorm last night. I believe your testicles now her property.
there's a barbecue in the shower. I'd like to know who got this to fit inside perfectly. impressive
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
TAing a class of 300 froshies and being so hungover I forgot a bra is my way of making dreams come true.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
sooo trippy being back in town after 5 years. if you had asked me in high school who would be future coke heads, i would have been way off
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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