i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
in the 'for' section of the check i put "when we got drunk and broke things". again im sorry.
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This is the 4 year anniversary of the last time I shit my pants. Let's get drunk...
She just took the bottle of jager to the bathroom and locked the door. Now I hear the water running..if the house floods she's paying for it
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
HOW DID YOU END UP IN THE BATHROOM WITH A DANCER AFTER 12 MINUTES?
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
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But I was triple fisting doubles, that's bound to be a good time. Might have a broken collarbone though.
Casually had to file a missing persons report last night
Just once, I'd like to hook up with a girl that doesn't look like she's having a near-fatal seizure when I give her an orgasm.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
I've sold more douches working here than one man should sell in a lifetime
He just showed up in boxer briefs and loafers with only his phone and condoms
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