Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Dude, I don't care how big her tits are. I have to dump her. She shit in my shower.
So, does it mean i'm loose if he can't even tell when he fell out?
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
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No, not normal drunk. Wake up on a trampoline with a naked chick you've never seen before drunk. I think i missed my first trampoline sex...
Apparently im getting a reputation for how i mix drinks. Im the midas of booze. Everything i touch turns to koolaid.
I woke up and they were watching power rangers in japanese so I just found my bra and left
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
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He texted his hospitalized grandma while inside me, so really a perfect gentleman.
I just watched an intern spill two trays of coffee inside a spinning door
Best exit from a building ever
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
When you wake up and wonder why your bleeding and it feels like you jumped into a ceiling fan, dont worry. Ill explain it all when I wake up.
It’s Sunday Funday! Stop watching football and bring your penis over here. There will be plenty of scoring!
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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