Jesus can read your poker face... He is not pleased
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I'm so high I just tried to eat a hair tie thinking it was one of my pretzels.
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I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
If you dont, I will tell Dad you are gay.
Fine, and I will tell him you fucked his business partner
Previous statement retracted.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
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My teacher just let our class out 30 minutes early, its a 50 minute class. He said the only thing we had to do was get fucked up tonight and have stories about it on Monday.
I'd like to request an "its my birthday discount", and for you to bartend shirtless tonight ;)
I don't know what happened. His phone, shirt, shoes, and the condom wrapper are here but he isn't. I don't even know how to get a hold of him right now
I DID MY EXPERIMENTING. FOUR YEARS OF IT. IN HIGH SCHOOL.
Ended up in his bed... He's passed out holding me and his bulldog is laying across my legs. Both snoring. HELP!! I wanna go home!
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
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