Did you know nanny-cams work just as well for recording that blow job on the sofa?
Avril Lavigne as a judge on Idol wearing devil ears. it's like every boner you ever had in 2002 just came true.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
Remember that amazing deer? You peed next to that dear..
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You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
at some point i feel off my bar stool straight into the arms of a gay guy. just my luck.
Is everything ok? Last time I missed your call you were being arrested.
I like the odds of his and my children being professional athletes too. To support me in my old age, see I do think about the future.
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
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This girl just texted me asking me to drop her cheese. What the fuck for that mean?
Taking a shit on the side of the road is not how I imagined this morning would start.
I think I just danced on the bar. With a man named Alabama.
Thank you for turning 21. I'm going to love reading your texts.
Ask him to BK for an ice cream cone and do him in the car. That counts as a date
My joke about liking my coffee like I like my men IS ABOUT TO COME TRUE.
Recliner chair sex has moments of worry....just don't.
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