I feel miserable, can't drink that much when I go out
We've been saying that since '98
I will show your tits more attention than Michael Jackson's death.
I'm a gentlemen, chivalry is what i do, i'll open the door, pull out your chair, buy your drinks, i'll even go down first, but when it comes to mario kart, i draw the line. I'm sorry but i just can't let you beat me at mario kart
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
Gotcha. Well, I'm puking and trying to keep down water from a mug that says "love the moment" around the rim. Not loving this particular moment.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
We got to his house at 7am and two random guys were on the couch shot gunning beers saying we were late for the party
Dude it's sisterhood of the traveling wine glasses here
Hun, it's always cinco de Drinko in our family. It's like Groundhog Day. Only with more booze.
it was like teleporting. everytime i opened my eyes, i was somewhere different... usually the floor.
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
I woke up to the smell of shame and vomit in my hair... went to the bathroom to shower and passed out... woke back up naked with the blow dryer on... thanks for making my birthday a success
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
No I'm not high but I did cry for over an hour tonight because I realized that they never made a sequel to "Under the Tuscan Sun" with Diane Lane.
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