i've got a dick and you've got a pussy....what is the problem??
I'm getting very good at recycling my hook ups. So even though i'm having more sex... I'm the same amount of slutty.
Yes! I like to call that picking from the buffet!
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
what's an appropriate "I'm fucking your grandson but I'm trying to hide it" outfit?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Dude shes not that fat. Plus, last night I probably would've done it too.
No more cocaine. I spent two hours in my bathroom convincing myself I was ugly. Is this what a period feels like?
You're the worst gay friend ever.
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Remember how he wouldn't sleep with me "out of respect"? Well, Mr. Respect just fingered me in a parking garage.
I am trying to take a picture of a man in a wheelchair trying to ship a michael jackson portrait
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Just told my mom I need money for Molly. She was not happy
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
moms trying to set me up with a 28 year old. hes graduated university like im getting high in my bed and he's an adult
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
She came 4 times, called me a god, then made me breakfast. I don't think she is ever going to leave
I'm not totally useless... You can use me as an example of what not to do
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