i either bought an eighteen year old girl or i'm engaged to her... i'm not quite sure
Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
my mom just informed me that im way nicer when im high and offered to supply my weed until our house guests leave.
does that include her cleaning your bowl?
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
Nothing like a $37 iTunes bill. Jesus Christ do you know how many $2 beer/shot specials that is??? The answer is 16. 16 beer/shot specials.
WHY DO SO MANY HOBOS THINK I'M CUTE.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I'm kind of upset that he wanted to have sex instead of watch Harry Potter. I mean it's Harry fucking potter.
Today is get drunk without showing anyone my penis day
Let me just get through this whole court subpoena thing and then ill go back to buying alcohol for minors.
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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