So he thought it would be a nice gesture to show me his list of girls he fucked. There was 70. We then went through and put "V"'s next to all the ones that were virgins...
my 12 year old sister just told me how admirable it was that i felt comfortable going out with my friends dressed "like that"
don't worry about the poodle she's always like that. she's like 14 years old and ate a bag of weed when she was a puppy.
As soon as he told me I had a 'pretty laugh' I knew I'd be putting out more than I had originally planned.
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can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
Talking about the game in the closet with a banana wearing sunglasses.
you wore rainboots all night because you said the forecast called for wine spillage
He caught a squirrel with his bare hands twice. Where do you find these people?
I already have one guy that I have regrettable sex with. I don't need another.
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Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
I'm 50% sure my cousin put weed in these deviled eggs.
It was just...long. I started around 2. And I think i went to bed around 2. So 12 straight hours? I remember a milkshake and frozen grapes.
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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