did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
New word for getting laid so we don't sound like whores in public when we are talking about it : stamp the passport
My T9 Word has dryhumped saved but I can't even get it to figure out bbq.
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
We are NOT roofying him just to get him to pass out so we can build a masive snow cock in his yard.
I slept with him to see his dog one last time
The only things in my fridge are almond milk, Smirnoff Ice and chicken noodle soup. I'd say I've done mama proud.
Okay. So I've done lines off a bible. But that's just for the sake of being cliché.
Now all I want to do is stay up, drink wine, and look at dragons.
The guys who program Autocorrect have never seen a vagina in person
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
I knew I was in for a long night after I filled the empty pinata carcass with beer, bit off the top of one of it's legs and used it as a beer bong.
On a scale of 1 to 10, with 1 being “good” and 10 being “banging a student’s father”, how bad is it that I’m banging a student’s father?
Randomize
