if he's not good at sex i should be allowed to have sex with someone who is. that's a totally legit statement i think
Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
You said you were collecting Asians for your Kate Gosselin costume.
we just ha sex. he lasted two minutes. i told him to leave because i had class
isnt today saturday?
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
She jerked me off while she drove us back from Denver going 70mph. It was both the scariest and most erotic moment of my life.
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
Seriously he's so hot. And it's so hard to flirt with a deaf guy
There's still flour in my hair. And I don't even want to know what the neighbors think happened infront of my house.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
Dude, i just watched a drag queen dropkick a motherfucker. this is a good night.
When's the best time to point out that all of my orgasms this year have been self-administered? Valentine's day?
I am watching a girl dressed up as santa, full on fat suit, try to fight a six foot 200lb man. A reindeer threw beer on everyone. Shit is going down
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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