How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
if you were to get worldwide popularity from playing guitar with a plastic yellow bat while drunk on YouTube, would you hate me?
woke up in nothing but a glued-on tiger tail. they used super glue.
Made a joint out of my Yale rejection letter. Life is grand.
I tapped out to boredom. She bought me a full meal at Subway. Two tap beers and a pretty weak long island iced tea. I'm five dollars cheaper to fuck than she is.
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
He's bringing condoms over for me in case we "bone".... the fact he calls it boning is not a great start.
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
yo knit me an eyepatch. but also make it usable as a thong
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
how do you always get into these "we banged the same dude now lets be friends" situations???
there is a spider sitting on top of my weed like he owns it or some shit
no but seriously tf do i do? i have that spider phobia but i think my lvoe of the weed overpowers it
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
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