you really need to stop walk of shaming home from theme parties.
I feel great
I just peed on a car
why is it that no matter what your novelty license plate says it always screams "im a huge tool"?
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
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she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I want to know him. He looks like he makes really good breakfast burritos.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
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My chest hair is, as we speak, arching upward to embrace my neck beard. The union will be a storied one.
"Functional." Your standards for how you feel after drinking are so high.
When your night starts by chugging margarita and drinking vodka out of tupperware, I feel it's best to stay realistic.
I have woke up on a strange couch, in a strange house, on another campus. Can you Friend-Find me and pick me up?
Her car is covered in frozen vomit, and she lost her iPhone. I'm also pretty sure I smoked crack last night. Rest in peace 2014.
coming down from speed on a 5 hour flight home from vegas is not a valid reason for calling off work the next day
so i said i had a yeast infection
thought i saw a dude in a kilt yesterday, but then i realized he was doing a walk of shame. happy st. paddy's day.