how the fuck does easy mac keep making itself at 3am when i'm wasted? what is this phenomenon?
I told him I was prego. He asked coul we do it without a condom now since I cldn't get any pregnanter. What an a-hole.
i woke up to 115 texts from him all saying "do you love me??"
I think i just got paid for sex with a hot pocket... and i accepted
Sunscreen. In my vag. I hate summer sex.
is it just my freshly shaved vagina or is the guy at the end of the table pretty cute??
No i'm not calming down the girl at white castle did not need to see the picture of my dick on your phone.
When we were done making out, some guy ran into the room yelling, "I'll save you Brandon! I'll save you!"
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
so I'm staring at this cat and wondering..is the tail of the cat the derivative of it's head?
stop getting stoned after studying for a calc final.
At some point, it turned less into sparring and more into tough guy dry humping.
You disappeared for 10 minutes. Then came back with nothing but your boxers and a life jacket on to tell us we were all screwed when the flood came and you would be the only survivor.
Yo if you blacked out last night, careful going through your purse. There's cocaine in a lollipop wrapper.
my mom just told me I should hit it and quit apparently she does not like this new girl
If I had a mugshot, I would totally use it as my main picture on Tinder, just to keep it interesting.