Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
woke up naked, spooning with wine bottle.. and my video chat was still open. fuck, not again.
It was like some kind of slut recycling operation. She gave me the shirt of the last guy she slept with in exchabge for mine so I didn't have to wear the same thing to work. She's been doing it for years
Seeing a catheter being inserted into a penis severely diminished my sex life
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Can we please stop calling your vagina the cave of wonders?
False alarm it was margarita mix all over my hands not blood
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Dad had me doing shots of chocolate mint Everclear last night. I've never felt closer to him.
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too late I already started a fight with someone named luscious
Love you too. There are very few people I let pee in my dishwasher.
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
I wore grinch underwear to my well woman exam this morning and I feel like I adulted successfully today.
Why is there a trampoline for sale in my front yard?
yeah, my mom got it for me because it had animals AND alcohol.
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