What ever happened to making out with a few boob grabs here and there?
There r osticjed everywhere
Post-sex chicken soup was such a good idea. It's been like an hour and I'm still applauding myself
Despite fighting the urge to vomit throughout the whole thing, I think that interview went really well!
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thanks for paying me in special brownies...but brownies dont pay the rent...anymore.
the last guy with this job had a bookshelf fall on him. He's in the Er. Im high and they gave me his shift. How do you think i feel?
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
Besides he said his dick was as big as a loaf of bread and that it was broken. So I was like u have half a head of hair and a broken dick that looks like bread. No thanks. Im good.
You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
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He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
He uses Bing as his search engine...but he's great in bed. So obviously I'm torn.
just move with us, we wanted to get a dog. youre kind of the same thing..
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
The smoothie place is closed, but the liquor store is open and wine is kinda like a smoothie.
I really wanna treat my body good. Because i plan on doing drugs
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