i just google searched "what time does taco bell open"
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
We have to talk through the words with friends chat so his gf won't find out
I feel uncockblockable...banged her in the bathroom with my iv still in
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Your never gonna wash that desperation outta that sweatshirt you know.
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
Today, my boyfriend informed me that I look like my dad when I orgasm
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Btw, you're my emergency contact at Planned Parenthood
you asked the cab driver if he wanted to meet your parents, last night.
You are not the cause of late onset lesbianism.
Dad literally changed the channel from an episode of Big Bang Theory to another episode of Big Bang Theory. That's why I hate this show.
Thank god you don't know my other address I'm safe for now
Awww you know you would like it if I found u
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