my boss just made his own remix to aaron carter's i want candy. i cant decide if its the funniest or most embarrassing thing ive seen
THEY JUST PLAYED KISS FROM A ROSE TONIGHT IS PERFECT
ugly people sure do ruin things
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
States back in the final four. Now our sunday night drinking has purpose. Sparty on baby.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
Just checked an empty cooler on the flight to Notre Dame. You don't have to tell me you're jealous, I already know.
I don't think i can handle my uncle say again that kid rock is a true musician....
Lost my key. Fell asleep on the doorstep and got woken up by host grandma poking me with a broom.
The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
I've decided that I'm okay with you getting a goat. I have to get over my completely rational fear of goats somehow.
Is it disrespectful or patriotic to pole dance on an american flag pole?
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