whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
How crunk are you?
I'm a Tom Selleck. Zero being Tipper Gore and max being the Bush twins
Shit sorry. Maybe I wont give you this sweet ass fanny pack I found in my parents attic
I just woke up to pictures of every angle of his dick I'll ever need to see.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
We would have taken you home with us, but you were outside the bar measuring a randoms stream of piss by walking along side it... you said you were only at 32 feet and it still had a couple of grooves to hit.
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I should not be allowed to be in possession of a fifth and a phone at the same time.
It seems that Coffee is the true alpha male.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Some people are good at football, some people are good at painting, and he's good at being a fuckboy. Everyone has their talents.
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
I legitimately thought he died. I even called his mom at 3am and told her. Im done with vodka.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
There are flour footprints all over the house. Either u guys are trying to pull that Paranormal Activity shit on me again, or u got drunk and tried to make pancakes.
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
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