fuck, i think i'm broken. Alchyhol air mattress = the suck.
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
Now that the olympics are over we have no excuse for getting belligerently drunk for nationalism every night.
I gave her at least chlamydia. Maybe worse. She is also into chicks and loves taking naked pics. It's like the less I believe in Jesus, the more he rewards me.
Every concussion has its silver lining
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
Haha do not judge my life style choices right now but me and Dj had sex twice and then he helped me pick an outfit out for my date
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she cant stop having the shits.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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