do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
ok this is the part where i go up stairs and pass out incoherently untill 6 30 tommaorw morning and not rember any of this. love youuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
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And then I saw the naval officer and gave up that whole new leaf thing
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
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No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
I can still be you friend and be there for you. And sometimes get drunk and fuck you.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
and that's when you shouted "ahh motherland" as you streaked down hall 4B
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