You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Going to Kmart high is like jumping in a time machine back to the 80s
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
We haven't said piping hot jizz in awhile... that needs to come back into our conversations
I'm waiting at the bar and am surrounded by unattractive women.
You need to get here and rebalance this disturbance in the force.
He sent me a picture of his dick earlier so now we can all laugh at him tomorrow
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
Grandma and I are gonna see the new Tarzan movie, because we both appreciate shirtless Swedish men
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos?
Saw the Peanut butter guy at checkout he had at least 30 containers of it and like 6 different kinds...
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
Plan before tomorrows interview: wash off green glitter from EVERYWHERE!!!
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