i hope you realize when i said "grib" earlier i was referring to the gridded binary, a mathematically concise data format commonly used in meteorology to store historical weather forecast data. also meant in referential conjunction to my probability math class that i am failing at roughly 215pm tomorrow afternoon.
yo I sort of want to fuck rachel maddow. but I'm not a lesbian. actually I reaally want to so maybe I am a lesbian. at least on weekdays at 9.
So I have to ask... did I meet your lumberjack expectations? I mean, minus the red flannel and all.
this homeless guy just told me to make a wish on his magic plastic spoon but said to be careful what i wish for...
do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I remember spending $50 at Ozzie's on Friday...my Visa remembers $120.
I guess we had a small kitchen fire somehow when we decided to bake fruitroll ups and croutons...
My vagina is scared and excited at the same time. It might not be able to sleep tonight.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
We started snorting MDMA at 3 in the afternoon...it was never going to end well.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
i'm pretty sure i can feel a baby kicking just looking at him. if he didnt impregnate you, you officially have an iron-clad uterus.
My plan for the weekend: 1) Get shit faced in Vegas. 2) Not die
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
The air taste purple.
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