Grow some girl-balls and come out already
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
Just made my alarm the Lion King song. Too excited about waking up to sleep.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
No subtext here. People are naked.
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
It's the first day of summer. It's not a race it's a marathon. Pace yourself
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He and I are in a competition of who can sleep with the most people at work. We're tied at two. I could win this if they'd stop hiring damn straight girls.
Burnt my boob on a piece of hot waffle at work today..I feel like thats a new low point in my career..
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
I haven't gotten dressed in 4 days. God bless you, unemployment.
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
How did your walk of shame include a trip to Walmart and how did you bump into the cop that arrested you last night there?
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