You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
Once again there IS no outside bathroom. Never has been, that is the balcony
deryk tried to steal your screen door and i think sam and brent are duct taping lauren to the diving board.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
Me too...I'm driving to work trying to figure out if I put my pants on the right way.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
We made a blanket fort in my dorm room and fucked in it. Twice. I'm in love.
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