Cool, I just put that together. I didn't know if using a tie-died sub machinegun was too crazy
So i looked up from her cooch and there was her ex-boyfriend
Awkward
pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
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I knew you were drunk when you poured scotch on a croissant and ate it.
Ok lesson learned. Don't lick the spoon when making mushroom chocolates. The kitchen walls are melting.
I found him in the livingroom trying to soak up broken glass with the clock from the kitchen.
Today I met the neighbor that shares my bedroom wall. When I pointed out my unit, he said, "Oh, that's you? Oh... that's you." I didn't think much of it until I was in bed tonight and I heard him clear his throat. He's. Heard. Everything.
this just proves how much faith i have in "us".. what should we be for halloween..?
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I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
They are stoned and trying to learn sign language together. It's like watching a chimp waving at itself in a mirror.
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
How many ballsacks did you see last night because I saw eight
operation Bang Australian Boy = oh so successful
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